Bespoke portraiture · Made in the EU
Your face,
painted into
history.
One photograph. Repainted as fine art, stretched on real canvas — 40 × 50 to 70 × 100 cm.Send one photograph — you, your love, your dog. Our AI repaints it in a fine-art style and we stretch it across real canvas, 40 × 50 up to 70 × 100 cm.
Free EU shipping included
Made to order in 2–5 working days, then 2–7 working days in transit.
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Free revision or full refund · our policy, not an award
Your photoDrag to see the transformation
Our houses of painting
Choose the century you belong to.
Renaissance majesty
Royal Portrait
Crown, ermine and a baroque hall — court portraiture, deep varnish tones.Crown, ermine-trimmed robe and a baroque hall behind you. Painted in the manner of court portraiture — deep varnish tones, dramatic chiaroscuro, unmistakable presence.
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19th-century aristocracy
Classic Oil
Restrained, timeless, quietly expensive. Soft light, muted palette.Restrained, timeless and quietly expensive. Soft studio light, muted palette, brushwork that belongs above a fireplace rather than on a feed.
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Bronze Age cinema
Odyssey Epic
Bronze Age armour and weathered light, painted like a great film poster.A painted matte-painting in the spirit of a great film poster. Bronze Age armour, weathered light, a horizon that suggests the story continues past the frame.
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Marble, bronze and a red cape
Spartan Guardian
Plumed helm, bronze armour, scarlet cape. Flat colour, clean line.Graphic and unapologetically bold. Plumed helm, bronze armour and a scarlet cape against sunlit ruins — flat colour, clean line, the poster you'd have framed after the film.
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Street art meets fine art
Neo Pop
Oil-painted face, stencil shapes, spray drips and high-voltage colour.Oil-painted skin and eyes, then the wall takes over — stencil shapes, spray drips and high-voltage colour blocks. Serious painting with a contemporary pulse, made for a room that isn't shy.
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How it works
Three steps, no risk.
- 01
Send one photograph
A phone photo is enough — good light, face visible.A phone photo is enough. Good light, face visible. Yourself, your partner, your parents, your dog.
- 02
AI paints your portrait
You see the finished painting and approve it before anything prints.AI renders your chosen style in a genuinely painterly finish. You see the finished artwork and approve it before anything is printed.
- 03
Canvas at your door
Made to order, stretched, delivered ready to hang.Printed made-to-order on premium canvas, stretched on FSC-certified bars, delivered ready to hang anywhere in Europe.
The finished object
It arrives as a real, heavy thing.
Not a poster in a tube — stretched canvas, pine bars, hardware fitted.Not a poster in a tube. A stretched canvas on solid pine bars, gallery-wrapped edges, hanging hardware already fitted — you unbox it and put it on the wall the same minute.
You approve the painting, or you pay nothing.
Nothing prints until you say yes. Damaged or wrong? Reprint or full refund.Nothing goes to print until you say yes — and if the delivered canvas arrives damaged or isn’t what you approved, we reprint it or refund you in full.
The object itself
Built to outlive the trend.
- FSC-certified stretcher bars
- Kiln-dried pine, corner-wedged, drum-tight.Solid kiln-dried pine, corner-wedged so the canvas stays drum-tight for decades.
- Premium 400 g/m² canvas
- Matte poly-cotton that reads as paint. Inks rated 100+ years.Fine-grain poly-cotton with a matte finish that reads as paint, not print. Pigment inks rated for 100+ years indoors.
- Made to order in Europe
- Printed in an EU print house only after you approve.Every canvas is produced only after you approve your painting, in an EU print house — nothing sits in a warehouse.
- Hangs the moment it arrives
- Gallery-wrapped, hardware fitted, boxed with corner protection.Gallery-wrapped edges, mounting hardware fitted, corner-protected shipping box.
Construction
What you are actually hanging.
A fabric skin under tension over a wooden frame.A stretched canvas is a fabric skin under tension over a wooden frame. These are the exact materials and dimensions we use.
- Wood
- FSC-certified kiln-dried pine — no warping.FSC-certified, sustainably sourced solid pine, kiln-dried to stop warping in centrally heated rooms.
- Construction
- Corner-wedged joints you can re-tension years later.Corner-wedged joints. Small wooden wedges sit in each inside corner and keep the canvas drum-tight — and let you re-tension it years later by tapping them in.
- Profile
- 32 mm slim depth on every size.32 mm slim depth on every size — deep enough to read as a real stretched canvas, slim enough to sit close to the wall.
- Canvas fabric
- Cotton-poly blend, 300–350 gsm, fine matte tooth.Cotton-polyester blend, 300–350 gsm, 350–400 micron thickness — heavy enough to hold a fine matte tooth without the weave showing through the image.
Materials & quality
What we can actually promise.
A young studio. We claim only what we can stand behind.We are a young studio taking our first commissions, so we only claim what we can stand behind: the materials, the process, and the guarantee.
- FSC-certified wood stretcher bars
- Kiln-dried FSC pine, corner-wedged and taut.Kiln-dried pine from responsibly managed forests, corner-wedged so the canvas stays taut.
- Premium cotton-poly canvas blend
- Fine matte weave that reads as paint.A fine-grain matte weave chosen because it reads as paint rather than photo paper.
- Hand-inspected before shipping
- Checked by a person before boxing.Every canvas is checked by a person for colour, tension and edge finish before it is boxed.
- Made to order — no mass inventory
- Nothing printed before you approve.Nothing is printed before you approve your portrait, and nothing sits in a warehouse.
- Free shipping from within the EU
- Made and dispatched in the EU. Delivery included, no customs surprises.Production and dispatch happen inside the European Union. EU delivery is included in the price — never added at checkout — and there are no customs surprises.
- Secure checkout
- Encrypted payments via an established provider.Payments are handled over encrypted connections by an established payment provider.
- Secure Checkout
- EU-Made
- FSC-Certified Wood
- Satisfaction Guaranteed
In their words
Hung, and then talked about.
I sent my dad's photo as a joke — the Royal Portrait came out so regal we now call him 'His Majesty' at every family dinner.
Ordered the 70×100 for our anniversary. The finish is genuinely gallery-quality, not what I expected from a photo upload.
We did our dog in the Odyssey Epic style and it's the best thing on our wall. Everyone asks where we had it painted.
Illustrative quotes shown during pre-launch — verified reviews replace these at launch.
Commission yours
Begin your portrait.
Pick a style and a size. Made and shipped in Europe.Pick a style and a size, and we'll send you a private upload link. Canvases are produced and shipped across Europe.
- 1
Step one
Choose your style
Our houses of painting. Switch at any time — you can regenerate as often as you like.
Example of the Royal Portrait style Crown, ermine-trimmed robe and a baroque hall behind you. Painted in the manner of court portraiture — deep varnish tones, dramatic chiaroscuro, unmistakable presence.
- 2
Step two
Upload your photo
One clear, well-lit photo. Yourself, the two of you, or your pet. Our AI recreates it in a fine-art painting style — usually in 10–30 seconds.
For two people from separate photos, or you and your pet separately.
Orientation
One short detail. Your identity, likeness and the painting style stay exactly as designed.
- 3
Step three
See your result
Once you generate, your painted portrait appears here — full size, next to your original, with a detail crop of the brushwork.
Awaiting your photograph - 4
Step four
Choose size & reserve
Every canvas is made to order after you approve your artwork.
60 × 90 cmShown to scale on a wall — console table for reference
Questions
Everything you'd
reasonably ask.
Something missing? Reply to any of our emails.Something not covered here? Reply to your waitlist confirmation email and a human will answer.